Matchmaker, Matchmaker…


Not long after the ink has dried on your divorce papers, your well-meaning friends will offer up unsolicited advice on what your next move should be.

Beware of the body buddies.  These are your friends determined to turn back the clock and party like it’s 1999.  To that end, they will extol the virtues of botox, breast lifts, tummy tucks and the worst of all offenses – ship lips.

You know the ones who went from no lips to cruise size ships.

I bet when a man lays eyes on those oversized lips, his mind can think of only one good use for those suction cups and I don’t mean lollipops.


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