Monthly Archives: July 2012

Girlfriend!

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True friends are really hard to find. A good friend is one who will stick by you in your troubled times and forgive you even before you say sorry.

True friends are the best gift you can give yourself.

Here are a few funny quotes which you can share with your BFF and have a good laugh.

A true friend stabs you in the front. ~ Oscar Wilde

A friend to all is a friend to none. ~ Aristotle

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does. ~ Jane Austen

Friends are relatives you make for yourself. ~ Eustache Deschamps

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. ~ Thomas Jones

The best time to make friends is before you need them. ~ Ether Barrymore

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. ~ Samuel Butler

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. ~ Anonymous

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. ~ Jim Hayes

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one. ~ C.S. Lewis

Don’t Rock the Boat, Baby!

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Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson — 2006-2006
(4 months)

Wedding Dates: July 29, 2006; August 2, 2006; August 3, 2006; August 17, 2006
Filed for Divorce: November 2006
Divorce Date: Early 2007

Love, exciting and new
Come aboard, were expecting you
Love, lifes sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you
Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romanceLove wont hurt anymore
Its an open smile on a friendly shore
Yes love…
Its love…Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romanceLove wont hurt anymore
Its an open smile on a friendly shore
Its love…
Its love…
Its love…
Its the Love Boat
Its the Love Boat

What You Can Learn from Pamela Anderson’s Marriages:

Do not rush into relationships.
Have at least a year between when one relationship ends and another relationship begins.Successful marriages are based on more than romance and passion – not champagne, cleavage and boat bellies.

Birthdates and Occupations:

Pamela Denise Anderson: July 1, 1967 in Ladysmith, British Columbia, Canada.Third Husband — Rick Saloman aka Richard Allan Salomon: January 28, 1969 in Neptune, New Jersey.
First Husband — Tommy Lee aka Thomas Lee Bass: October 3, 1962 in Athens, Greece.

Wedding Dates / Divorces:

Third Husband — Rick Salomon: October 6, 2007 at the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada. The ceremony took place between the magic shows that Pamela performed in. Pamela wore a white denim Valentino minidress. Rick wore a black tuxedo and a black beanie. Guests included her children, family members, Tobey Maguire, Lukas Haas, and Hans Klok.Pamela and Rick separated on 12/13/2007 and Pamela filed for divorce the next day. She cited irreconcilable differences as reasons for the divorce.
2/26/2008: Citing fraud, Pamela Anderson filed for an annulment from Rick Salomon rather than file for divorce.3/21/2008: Rick Salomon filed for an annulment, also citing fraud.3/24/2008: Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon became officially single when their marriage was annulled in Los Angeles.
Second Husband — Kid Rock: July 29, 2006 on a yacht near Saint Tropez near the French Riviera. Pamela wore a white string bikini to the wedding. Some reports are saying she wore a white dress and carried pink and white lilies for the wedding.
 

Ethel!

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Honorable  Divorce Diva mention  

Vivian Vance:  actress, born July 26, 1909

Died, August 17, 1979

Poor Ethel – I mean Vivian.

Long before Rodney Dangerfield proclaimed he couldn’t get any respect, the same could be said for Vivian Vance in reel and real life.

She loved Lucy less so her television husband Fred, actor William Frawley.

When Vivian was cast to play Ethel, she was actually twenty-five years younger than William.

If only Vivian and William could have gotten along half as well as their television counterparts.

They couldn’t stand to be in the same room after the camera’s stopped rolling.

It’s no wonder that she was the first person to win an Emmy Award for Best Supporting Actress in 1954.

Ms. Vance married four times.

Personal Quotes

“Champagne for everyone!” Dining at a restaurant, upon hearing of former costar William Frawley‘s death in 1966.

“When I die, there will be people who send flowers to Ethel Mertz.”

Jenny, Jenny

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Divorce Diva of the month

Jennifer Lopez  actress/singer/dancer/designer/divorcee, born July 24, 1969

It take hard work to cash checks

So don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got they assets
You get back what you put out
Even if you take the good route
Can’t count the hood out
After a while, you know who to blend with
Just keep it real with the ones came in with
Best thing to do is stay low, LOX and J.Lo
Act like they don’t, but they know
They can’t get a penny from the block ,
At the end of the day she’s still Jenny from the block.

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got: Jenny could own most of the Bronx.  It seems everything she touches turns to gold, including wedding bands until they feel like mold.  How can she possibly only have one?

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony take part in a panel discussion for the new Univision show, ''Q'Viva! The Chosen'', during the TCA Winter Press Tour in Pasadena, California, January 14, 2012. REUTERS/Jonathan Alcorn
 Marc Anthony  filed for divorce from singer and actress Jennifer Lopez, ending their seven-year marriage.

Lopez and Anthony, married in June 2004, months after Lopez’s engagement to actor Ben Affleck ended, and days after Anthony’s divorce from former Miss Puerto Rico Dayanara Torres was finalized.

Lopez is currently doing the Samba with 25-year-old dancer Casper Smart.

Jennifer Lopez Went Public With Her New Boyfriend on Reality TV
Spooky Smart

Rats!

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Rat Catcher’s Day

When : July 22nd

Being born a Rat is nothing to be ashamed of.

In China, the Rat is respected and considered a courageous, enterprising person. It is deemed an honor to be born in the Year of the Rat and it is considered a privilege to be associated with a Rat.

Rats know exactly where to find solutions and can take care of themselves and others without problems. They use their instinctive sense of observation to help others in times of need and are among the most fit of all the Animal signs to survive most any situation.

Years of the Rat
First in the cycle, Rat Years begin the sequence and recur every twelfth year. The Chinese New Year does not fall on a specific date, so it is essential to check the calendar to find the exact date on which each Rat year actually begins.

The Sign of the Rat
The sign of the Rat is the first sign in the cycle giving Rat people exude great leadership qualities and are good at taking the lead.  For those with the Rat nature, status and monetary satisfaction are the greatest motivation.

CHARACTERISTICS
Smart, Magnetic, Well-liked, Affable, Quick-witted, Surreptitious, Selfish, Protective, and Calculating.

RAT HEALTH
Rats tend to be tense, full of nervous energy, petulant and prone to stress. Rats also harbor a bit of aggression; yet, they are usually able to control it. Yoga would benefit Rats by calming their aggressive natures and helping them manage stress.

AT HOME WITH THE RAT
Most Rats are cheerful, domesticated individuals who find happiness at home with their family.

THE RAT ON THE JOB
The Chinese say others should always listen to the advice of the Rat. Because of their intellect and observatory powers, Rat people possess prudence and perception. They can anticipate problems, and are always able to see the big picture.  Rats work better in flexible situations where they can be freely creative.

MONEY AND THE RAT
Although few Rats suffer financially, the Chinese have a proverb: They who pile up grain hoards have much to lose.

RAT CAREERS
Those born in the Year of the Rat also share the same kinds of goals and objectives in life. The occupations best suited for the Rat are listed below:

RATS MAKE EXCELLENT:
Writers, Broadcasters, Actors, Advisors, Counselors, Lawyers, Politicians, Designers, Engineers, Managers, Directors, Administrators, Entrepreneurs, Musicians, Stand-up Comedians, Researchers, Historians, Race Car Drivers

Next time you smell a rat, you might want to ask him to munch.


The Origin of Ratcatcher’s Day:

We have yet to discover why July 22 was selected as the date for Ratcatcher’s Day.

According to the legend, the Pied Piper rid the town of Hamelin, Germany of rats on or around June 26, 1284. After the town mayor refused to make payment as promised, the Pied Piper returned to lure the children to a cave. In some versions of the legend, this occurred the next night. In others, he returned several weeks later. We speculate that “several weeks later” was July 22nd.

Or the Piper was a Perv.

Woe is Wang

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Vera Wang and Husband Separate; Did Her Black Wedding Gowns Foreshadow a Split?

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According to Style, Vera Wang’s Fall 2012 bridal collection was heralded by critics for its beauty, elegance and unique color palette; many of the designer’s dresses were blush, nude and black. But looking back on those romantic gowns, one has to wonder: was there a hidden message inside?

Wang and husband Arthur Becker announced that they were separating after 23 years of marriage.

“They remain devoted parents to their two daughters,” Cecilia and Josephine, Wang’s company president, Mario Grauso said.

Yeah, right.

Though Becker reportedly had his own business ventures, the biggest being venturing around town,  he was also involved in Wang’s multi-million dollar company.

Wang, who started at Ralph Lauren in 1987 and opened her first private salon at New York’s Carlyle Hotel in 1990, famously designed Kim Kardashian‘s three opulent wedding gowns in 2011 (plus sister Khloé Kardashian Odom‘s dress in 2009), and created Hillary Scott’s custom gown for her January 2012 nuptials.