50% chance of Showers this month



Chances are you will be invited to a  wedding and/or wedding shower this month.  I have a few survival tips for you:

Wedding Shower

This is not about you.

Be happy for the bride-to-be.

Remember, statistically, her happiness won’t last long.

Keep busy – offer to write down the names of the gift givers.

Don’t reminisce aloud about your shower.

Don’t appraise her ring.

Don’t bring your wedding album.

Don’t offer your dress at wholesale.

Don’t tell her your husband ran off with your Maid of Honor.


Be bold – go solo.

Catch the bouquet if it comes your way.

Ask someone to dance.

Don’t give marital advice to the bride or groom.

Don’t talk about your ex.

Don’t toast if you’re toasted.


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