Marriage Memorial Day

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If Your Anniversary falls in May – make it your personal Memorial Day

Give a dead marriage its proper, final resting place. The Wedding Ring Coffin is the perfect gift for yourself or a loved one for bringing closure after a divorce.

There are ring coffin sites a plenty.  Try http://www.weddingringcoffin.com/

Since Memorial Day was originally known as Decoration Day, use this month to gather and mourn all objects that trigger bad thoughts and memories of your marriage.  It’s time for spring cleaning anyway.

Enjoy a  barbecue. Visualize  the wieners and patties on the grill belong to all the men that done did you wrong.  They  fit nicely on a toasted bun.  When you take that first bite think about how soft his bun was.


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