*The Dark Side of Divorce

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A woman is in hot water as she stands accused of killing her ex-husband by throwing a pot of boiling water on him while he slept. She was formally charged with murder last week.  She entered a plea of not guilty by reason of ex-sanity.

The divorced couple shared a residence and on the night in question, Jesusa (real name) allegedly waited for her ex-husband, Ronie (real spelling) to fall asleep and then went into his bedroom with a pot of boiling water and poured it over him, causing second and third degree burns over 60 percent his body.

When Ronie tried to run, she struck in the head with a baseball bat, according to the prosecutors.

The deceased assumed his ex wouldn’t mind if he turned his room into a Love Inn.  Ronie never did understand Jesusa.  The former Mrs. Tatad, who prosecutors believe was motivated by jealousy is being held without bail.

Her lawyer hinted at  a Twinkie Defence at a press conference he held immediately after his client was led away in handcuffs. He told reporters the defendant who suffered from insomnia was motivated to murder after watching a marathon of Deadly Woman on the I.D. channel and eating 20 boxes of Little Debbie’s Chocolate Marshmallow Pies.

According to her attorney/agent, if his client is found not guilty, she will star in her own reality show on TLC . Working title….”What would  Jesusa do?”

*Based on a true story. In keeping with current media standards, some facts are fiction.

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