Function in the Junction

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On March 27, 1998, things starting looking up for the approximately 1 in 10 males who couldn’t get it up when the FDA approved Viagra to fight the war on vaginas.

In honor of the good ole days, ask  a wise woman to  share her fond memories of junction dysfunction.  Limp laughs are sure to follow.

If your man takes that little blue pill  to satisfy your needs, suggest spooning.  If he’s already taken the little blue meanie, and several hours later  asks, “did you come?”

Smile and say “Yes, can’t you see my Cooter is convulsing.  It collapsed about three hours ago. Be a dear and call 911.”

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