Aside

For the newly de-parted, and in honor of Presidents Day, it’s  time to replace your old “Matt” with a new mattress.  It’s time for bed, bath and beyond your ex. Go for the Queen size and buy all new bedding.  Once you get rid of his smell you’ll sleep swell. And let paws on the new bed as well.  He never did, which is why he’s going to Hell.  Only dogs go to heaven.

Preside over a new bed

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