Let’s not sugarcoat this sweet and sappy month. It’s your first Valentine’s Day minus a sweetheart or Sweet Tart, whatever the case may be. Since mid-January you’ve been bombarded by Madison Avenue’s promise that a diamond says he’d marry you all over again (if you were still married that is). Hallmark always offers some obscenely adorable bear to go with that perfect card. Chocolate is everywhere. Valentine’s Day is a multi-million-dollar business that feeds on the illusion of delusional love. Be honest, do you personally know anybody who remotely resembles those couples that appear in those ads? And when’s the last time you ran in slow motion?